Tuesday, 12 July 2011

“Fame is a bitch, man”


Julian Assange is a man famed for Wikileaks and his alleged antics with the ladies in Sweden. He’s become a bit of a cause célèbre for the likes of Ken Loach, John Pilger, Bianca Jagger and Michael Moore.


Julian Assange puts his feet up

In the Metro and Daily Mail it was claimed that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were amongst the guests at his 40th birthday at Ellingham Hall in Norfolk. Oprah Winfrey was allegedly going too along with Anna Wintour and Johnny Depp.

Having spoken with sources close to Jolie and Pitt, I can reveal the chance of them attending was as much of a fantasy as a dinner party featuring Churchill, Ghandi, Michael Jackson, Lady Gaga and Lord Lucan.


The truth is often stranger than fiction with Assange. Today he’s back in court to face the reality of the extradition proceedings for those rape allegations that simply aren’t going away.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Great title. A great line from Brad Pitt that he delivered brilliantly.

Anonymous said...

Why does Assange have so many apologists? His guilt is clear.

James Bond said...

As a spy myself, I have to say Julian Assange would make a pretty useless agent.

James Wooley said...

Seriously, is anyone still interested in this man? Lock him up.