Thursday, 13 October 2011

Hurricane Heather


Has Heather Mills, the daughter of a convicted fraudster, spent her entire £24.3 million divorce settlement? We all knew that this lady with an interesting past was a spendaholic but the fact that she’s put her 8 bedroomed country home up for rent for £7,995 per month could be an indication that the former wife of Sir Paul McCartney is suffering like the rest of us during this economic slump.

Heather's crib

Mills’ arts and crafts residence in Brightling Road, Robertsbridge, Sussex dates to 1914 and stands in 15 acres of wooded grounds. Bought with part of her divorce settlement, the house includes 6 reception rooms and 6 bathrooms and a childrens’ play area that the former glamour model plainly created for her daughter Beatrice.  The kitchen is designed for the cooking of the vomit inducing “plant based raw diet” meals favoured by Newcastle born Mills and features a Rangemaster oven, Maytag fridge freezer and a wine cooler. A cloakroom is appropriately described as featuring a “Crapper’s WC” and the master suite includes an “en-suite” shower room with a “rain sky waterfall shower” large enough for the ego of a woman best known for hurling a jug of water over Fiona, now Baroness Shackleton.

 A shower for a woman with an ego the size of Sussex

Mills’ lack of business acumen since her divorce has been clearly illustrated several times over. First there was the disaster of the Vbites café she opened in Hove Lagoon in 2009. Diners were not impressed and described the food as “of such poor quality” and “tasting like worms.” Equally the investment of this proven compulsive liar, who was previously engaged to my neighbour Raffaele Mincione, in Redwood Foods hasn’t exactly paid off either.

  A kitchen capable of the preparation of the most ghastly meals

Brand Heather has never rung true in my mind and yet again her attempt to rent out her home is only indication of another hurricane she must be fronting.

If you do fancy living like Heather Mills, contact Savills of Tunbridge Wells on +44 (0) 1892 314 453. Website: http://www.savills.com

If you can stomach reading her bile, go to Heather Mills’ official site at http://www.heathermills.org

For more on Vbites see http://www.vbites.com

If you really wish to follow Heather Mills you can find her on Twitter at http://twitter.com/heatherofficial

41 comments:

Anonymous said...

How dare you be so mean to Heather Mills. She's never exploited her relationships with anyone and she does such brilliant charity work. Her vegan menus are brilliant and she has shown such prowess as an athlete. You should print an apology for this nonsensical junk.

Fan of Heather said...

Heather is someone all women should be proud of. Stop beating her for having the courage to stand up for herself.

Natasha Briggs said...

You are stupid. Heather is only showing business acumen by renting out a house she isn't using. She's got plenty of others too.

Team Heather said...

Heather should be congratulated for putting up with bastards like you mocking her. That new Lady McCartney is one awful beast of a creature too.

Jackie said...

Team Heather all the way.

Anonymous said...

You lot are plainly spammers. No one in their right mind would support this woman. I hate all this "Team" stuff but to shut you up I'm "Team Paul and Nancy" Jog on.

Linda McCartney said...

Heather is innocent of all the nonsense said against her. Anyone with a brain would agree.

Anonymous said...

U are all either peasants or part of the UK gold digging club. Heather is a 'one peg leg' gold digging useless slut! She is a user and she should be used. I suggest she drive down to Dover and get used by 50 Bulgarian truckers and then dumped in the English dirty channel where she belongs, she will make it dirtier by having dirty immigrant cum on her face as she deserves!

Eleanor Aitken said...

When I find myself in times of trouble, mother Peg Leg comes to me,
speaking words of veggiedom, let it be.
And in my hour of darkness she is standing right in front of me,
speaking words of whoredom, let it be.

Let it be, let it be, let it be, let it be.
Whisper words of shagging Khashoggi, let it be.

And when the gold-diggers living in the world agree,
there will be an answer, let it be.
For though they may be parted there is still a chance that they will see,
there will be an answer. let it be.

Let it be, let it be, .....

And when the night is cloudy, there is still a light, that shines on me,
shine until tomorrow, let it be.
I wake up to the sound of Nancy singing, mother Peg Leg comes to me,
speaking words of soaking Fiona Shackleton, let it be.

Let it be, let it be, .....

Brian Smith said...

I would suggest you all get a bit calmer and more rational. Heather is just renting out a house. Many other rich people do just the same when they're not using a property. This is a non-story.

Sasha Jackson said...

For God's sake, this money grabbing woman deserves to be stoned for her behaviour. She is an annoying self-publicist and I even prefer Piers Moron to her. That says it all.

Anonymous said...

Heather is plainly writing all of these comments, I guess that she has nowt else to be doing with her days now that Paul has replaced her with hotter version.

A McCann Critic said...

Matthew: Heather Mills should team up with your other favourites and work for the charity PACT. The chair would be made up as follow

Back: Lady Sofa Lover (in Ralph Lauren)
1 Leg: Lady Mucca
3 Legs: Lord Prescott
Seat: Sally Bercow and Kate McCann

It'd be a dream team.

Anonymous said...

U stuuupid bloody idiots forget that HEather was a HOT babe who used to operate out of Motcombs and Lowndes Sq. She and Denize Hewitt both cashed in and they is tha ones laughin now.

Marissa Cohen said...

Heather is my heroine.

Anonymous said...

Paul McCartney lost the best woman he ever had when he ditched Heather. What on earth is he doing with that scrap dealer's daughter?

Goran Selina said...

I hear Heather is moving to Zagreb. We will welcome her for what sharing and kindness she will have brought in her.

Seth Johnson said...

Can't believe how much positivity there is on this board. Heather has regularly been proven to lie, cheat and as a certain kind of fool. Any community that makes that broad a hero is not one I want to be part of right now. What is wrong with you? She's unimportant and not at all worth all your wows.

Nora said...

People of Zagreb you can have her,but I don't think she'd agree to live in your country not glamorous enough for her,you're good to sit there and listen to her speeches, she can use your disabled people for photo op to promote her self in exange of some used prosthetic limbs, you're even good to buy her vegan meat or whatever she calls it,
you are tools Heather works to promote Heather period.
the only way I would believe she is a charitable soul is the day when she'll stand in national TV and give all her divorce money to a charity then and only then I'll believe her,meanwhile she is,was and will always be a GOLDIGGER.

Heather said...

she's stupid if she thinks anyone will rent this place,it's in the middle of nowhere.It's a great country house for the rich and famous to buy not to rent.
she should invest in a London property and rent it for rich people, that will work.Anyway I hope she is doing OK financely it will be quite humiliating if she loses all her money now,with the ex getting richer by the second without getting out of bed.

Emma said...

I hope she has made more serious investment than that vegan cafe and company,you know something that makes money,with this volatile economy,it's not good to let your money in a bank.
And lets face it people,I'm not a fan of either her or her ex,but that cafe is a failure,but I guess she has no intention to earn any money from it.

Anonymous said...

Can smeone please put Heathen out of er misery?

Anonymous said...

Heather is a mentor who has encouraged many: realise that.

Robin F said...

Heather is a fantasist so this is probably part of yet another elaborate stunt she's planning!!!!!! They normally go spectacularly wrong!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

For those that are claiming Heather is some kind of victim, go read the McCartney divorce settlement in it's entirety. Learn about the true Heather and what a vile liar and golddigger that she really is. All proven in court and with documents.

Anonymous said...

Heather is holidaying with Colonel Gaddafi and Bobby Maxwell right now.

Anonymous said...

What a dog.

Anonymous said...

I'd shag Heather if she'd be up for it. I'd pay £0.50.

DarkAvenger said...

Lady Meyer could afford this crib Matthew if she used her salary from PACT. Tell the agent to post her the particulars.

Stephen Major said...

Heather is possessed by the devil. I feel huge sympathy for her poor little daughter. This child will grow up twisted and contorted as a result of a ranting mother, a weird diet and social stigma. It is just too awful for words.

Anonymous said...

Heather, Lady McCartney has transformed women's lives and spread great awareness regarding disability and land mines. It is time she was celebrated for such.

Anonymous said...

I hear the clipper of her locks is also taking her to court for unpaid bills. Heather may be in the London Gazette soon. That'd be the most newsworthy thing she's ever done. £23m wasted. Stupid bint.

Rosalind Russell said...

Why did she need such a huge shower? I've never seen the like.

Betty Hibbs said...

I like the decoration even if I don't like the owner.

Julius said...

The house seems to be for sale now,
http://blog.findaproperty.com/celebrity/heather-mills-house-rent-sale/
she must be trapped for cash,as her ex husband,has bagged 7 million from his Beatles catalogue,which means he didn't have to get out of bed for that.

Matthew Steeples said...

I am amazed at the array of comments here and have even published all of the wilder ones. I do suspect many of them are coming from what some of you call "Team Heather" however.

It is unclear whether the house is still on the market as most links to search engines are no longer listing it either for rent or sale.

Either way, whatever Mills is upto plainly will continue to arouse interest.

Johnson said...

Yeah once a looser always a looser,lol

Anonymous said...

Could someone slap Heather with a cold lump of tofu?

Team Heather said...

Team Heather all the way.

Anonymous said...

Heather should relocate to California and live like the people in The O.C. She'd fit in well.

Anonymous said...

Heather is doing her best. Leave her be.